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Driven To Distractions©
The Sound of One Hand Clapping©

A rchive Date
[ 11-01-2000 ]
Category
[ International Relations ]
sub-Categoy
[ Mass Media ]
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        • I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
        • Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
        • Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
        • Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
        • Are You Andy or Barney?
        • I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
        • You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
        • I pay your salary!
        • Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
        • Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
        • I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
        • When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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