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The Sound of One Hand Clapping©

A rchive Date
[ 11-01-2000 ]
Category
[ International Relations ]
sub-Categoy
[ Humour ]
      [Having lived all her life in a zoo, a zebra retired to a farm.

       The zebra was so excited. She saw this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals.

       She saw a big, fat, weird-looking brown thing. She ran up to it all excited. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"

       "I'm a cow."

       "Right, right. What do you do?"

       "I make milk for the farmer."

       The zebra saw a funny little white thing. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"

       "I'm a chicken."

       "Oh, right. What do you do?"

       "I make eggs for the farmer."

       Then the zebra saw this handsome beast that looked like her, without the stripes.

       She ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"

       "I am a stallion," said the horse.

       "Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

       "Take off those pyjamas, darling, and I'll show you."      ]
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